Bench Seats and Bentleys
I Ain’t Comin' Back
Morgan:
Hey Posty.
Posty:
Yo, what’s up Morgan.
Morgan:
Nice car.
Posty:
Yo, thanks bro. What kind of truck is that?
Morgan:
Old Chevy. Just picked it up on Craigslist.
Posty:
Dope. How are things with you?
Morgan:
Little crazy. This world is insane. Need to find me a cute girl.
Posty:
Yeah, me too. Feeling a little Whitney.
Morgan:
Hold on a sec. I gotta get all this sand out of my boots.
Posty:
What did you get up to last night?
Morgan:
Met this girl at the bar. We drank whiskey and ended up on the beach.
What about you?
Posty:
House party. Allen Iverson and Tony Romo showed up in a G-Wagon full of soccer moms. It got wild.
Morgan:
Cool, How much did you pay for that Bentley?
Posty:
Three hundred thousand out the door.
Do you like my grill?
(wide grin showing diamond-studded gold teeth)
Morgan:
I paid two thousand for this Silverado.
It came with a grill. Might go tailgating.
Posty:
Bentley’s got heated seats.
Morgan:
Chevy’s got a bench seat.
Maybe we should write a song.